The Shetland Pony by James Aitchison

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I’d love a Shetland pony, 

not too high but low.

What a gentle ride he’d be,

not too fast but slow.

I’d love a Shetland pony,

the colour of a bear.

But how does he see where to go

through all that long, long hair?

(Teacher’s note: Shetland ponies originated in the Shetland Isles, located northeast of mainland Scotland.  They are very hardy and have survived the harsh Shetland climate since the Bronze Age.)

Our Garbage Man by James Aitchison

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Our garbage man comes once a week

To empty out our bin,

He takes away everything 

That Mum and Dad put in.

I wonder if he looks inside

To see what we’ve thrown out.

(All my worn out underpants

Would make him scream and shout!)

All our rotten vegies,

All our stinky cheese,

All the food that has expired,

Travels on the breeze.

No wonder he speeds off each week,

He doesn’t hang around.

With so much putrid garbage,

His wheels don’t touch the ground!

“The Plastic Pacific” & “Otter Snot” by James Aitchison

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THE PLASTIC PACIFIC

How much plastic is in the sea?

Fifty-one trillion pieces!

Fifty-one trillion ways to kill

all our ocean species.

Choking, snarling, killingwhales, turtles, and fish;

unless we stop dumping toxic trash

our oceans will diminish.

OTTER SNOT

Does 

an otter

have snot

or not?

Whether or not

an otter has 

snot,

I know 

not.

James Aitchison