There were flocks of hungry Pellies breaking into deli’s. They filled up their beaks with enough food for weeks and returned when they’d emptied their bellies.
Chopsticks was a song that my jokesy old dad played just before dinner arrived. Dad boasted that his song was rad… We thought he was dinner-deprived! We always had winding spaghetti like snakes, in meals that took longer than the game of AFL, ‘cause baby would kick the meatballs in her shakes, as we held up our chopsticks like goalposts as well, and if the ball made it between two of such posts, we would scream loud and proud! and all of the sauce would hit our Dad splat on the face! and like ghosts, we’d all cower under the table, of course, of course!
A crumbling cliff at Sidmouth on the Jurassic Coast. Photo by Ginette Pestana
Teacher’s note:The English resort town of Sidmouth lies at the mouth of the River Sid in Devon, on the English Channel. Its origins date from the Iron Age, possibly earlier. It is famous as a gateway to the Jurassic Coast World Heritage Site. The giant red cliff of Salcombe Hill is a well-known though crumbling landmark. J.R.R. Tolkien wrote early parts of Lord of the Rings while holidaying in Sidmouth with his family.
There once was an eater of custard, who one day became quite flustered. He cleaned off his plate, but realised too late – he’d mistakenly eaten some mustard.
There once was a girl named Ludmilla who lived on a hill in Manila. She got rid of her cat, which was scared by a rat, and bought herself a gorilla.
There was a young man from Cuba who tried to play the tuba. He puckered his lips, pushed hard with his hips, and blew himself to Bermuda.
There was a young poet called Lear, whose rhymes were a treat to the ear. After eating some turmeric he composed a limerick and fell asleep for a year.