Legs In The Air by Jeanie Axton

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What have you been eating Brock?
That is causing quite a stink
Was it green and red?
Or yellow, brown and pink?

What have you been eating Brock?
The smell is really bad
Was it a piece of carrot cake?
You stole from snoring Dad

What have you been eating Brock?
The whole house it does reek
Was it from the garbage bin
That’s been sitting there all week

What have you been eating Brock?
Your gastric juices churning
One whiff and we will leave the room
Today not be returning

Brock, your plan is very clever
As you work your inner gut
To get your favourite seat at home
You whistle out your butt

Legs In The Air by Jeanie Axton

Jazz by Jeanie Axton

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I looked down at the dishwasher

And there I saw

A furry head with her tongue

In the door

She was licking away

And before I knew

All the dishes

Looked brand new

The plates were sparkling

Knives and forks shining

Mans best friend

Full from dining

She sat there contented

Licking her feet

Her eyes asked the question

What’s next to eat?

RIP Jazz 2005-2017

12 Days of Dogness by Jeanie Axton

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 On the first day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

Last years Christmas stocking

In the bottom was a pea

 

On the second day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

A chewed up Christmas decoration

For our brand new tree

 

On the third day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

A dug up bone from last year

And dumped it by my knee

 

On the fourth day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

An old Santa hat

Found under the old settee

 

On the fifth day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

A bit of Christmas cake

To go with my cup of tea

 

On the sixth day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

A striped candy cane

Stolen from the tree

 

On the seventh day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

A string of Christmas lights

He thought needed to be freed

 

On the eighth day of Christmas

My doggy bought to me

A potato from the vegie patch

One less for Christmas tea

 

On the ninth day of Christmas

My doggy bought to me

A freshly baked mince pie

And eyes that pleaded “feed me”

 

On the tenth day of Christmas

My doggy bought to me

An old nativity book

Pages ripped out for me to see

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My doggy bought to me

Santa’s special cookies

Left out for Santa’s feed

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My doggie bought to me

A heart of Christmas cheer

Which was really all I need

Jeanie Axton

 

“The Singing Spaniel” by Jeanie Axton

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Lee and Jazz

On the grass

Ukulele in hand

Learning fast

Tune in the air

Jazz’s ears prick

She starts to sing

Learning real quick

Songs in the garden

Float down the street

A boy and his dog

Sounding so sweet

A bond forged in music

A love made to last

The sounds of friendship

In music is cast

–

Jeanie Axton

 

 

 

 

Scoot Scoot by Jeanie Axton

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Scoot Scoot

Said the scooter

Shining in the sun

Time for me

To have some fun

 

Zoom Zoom

Said the scooter

Rider and helmet ready

Today we go fast

But take it steady

 

Whoosh Whoosh

Said the scooter

Down the street

Feet on kickboard

Who can we beat?

 

Zip Zip

Said the scooter

What a fun day

Zooming along

Smiling all the way

 

Jump Jump

Said the scooter

Trying a trick

Up in the air

And down real quick

 

Ring Ring

Said the scooter

A loud ring of the bell

Turn and head back

All is well

 

Yawn Yawn

Said the scooter

I’ve had a big day

Time to go home

Slowly make my way

 

Shuffle Shuffle

Said the scooter

Trudging back to the shed

Time for scooters

To be in scooter bed

 

Snooze Snooze

Said the scooter

Snoring away

Dreaming of tomorrow

Another scooter day

 

 

 

Yesterday Today by Jeanie Axton

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Yesterday we had bacon and eggs for breakfast

Today was Coco Pops

Yesterday we had an apple for morning tea

Today was fairy floss

Yesterday we had pumpkin soup for lunch

Today was hot chips

Yesterday we had Greek yogurt for an afternoon snack

Today was a Mars Bar

Yesterday we had a roast chicken dinner with veggies

Today was a Happy Meal from McDonald’s

Yesterday we had homemade apple pie for dessert

Today was a chocolate donut

Yesterday we watched the footy with carrot sticks and dip

Today we watched with a big bucket of popcorn

Yesterday my mum was home all day

Today my dad was in charge of food

I wonder what we will eat tomorrow?

 Jeanie Axton 

What a Beautiful Day by Jeanie Axton

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The dog went out in the sunshine

And soaked up all the rays

It looked up into the sky

And barked ” What a beautiful day”

 

The cat went out in the sunshine

And pranced around a bit

Turned around and went inside

In the window sill to sit

 

The dog stayed out in the sunshine

In circles chasing his tail

He was not going back inside

Sun rain or hail

 

The cat stayed in the window sill

Watching the world go by

Grinning at the silly dog

A scratch a lick a sigh

  Jeanie Axton

Moonlight by Jeanie Axton

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Moonlight

 

The light of the moon

On a clear clear night

Brings out the Fish

But not to bite

 

Leaping out of the water

Higher each time

Teasing the fishermen

Is not a fish crime?

 

Meeting in the river

Holding fish school

Teaching the young ones

How not to be fooled

 

Big ones and small ones

Middle-sized fish

None of these beauties

Will end up on a dish

 

By the light of the moon

On a bright clear night

Not one fish caught

Not one little bite

 

Jeanie Axton