“Outdoor Artistry” by Jenny Erlanger

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Attached between the branches
of an artist’s chosen trees
a masterpiece of nature
quivers gently in the breeze.
Caressed by gentle rainfall
it holds fast within its stays,
the sun creating diamonds
as the lacework lightly sways.
But looks can be deceptive,
our perception can be wrong.
This filigree’s not fragile,
but miraculously strong
and made with no attention
to emotions humans feel.
This work’s a mere contraption
made to catch a tasty meal.

“Communication” by Toni Newell

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I took Billy and Archer
0n a long walk
Barked at each other
Because they can’t talk.
Birds were chirping
Whilst on our walk
Chirped at each other
Because they can’t talk.
Ducks were  quacking,
Whilst on our walk
Quacked at each other
Because they can’t talk.
Frogs were croaking
Whilst on our walk
Croaked at each other
Because they can’t talk.
I talk to the two
Whilst on our walk
They understand me
Because I can talk.

“Humungous Fungus” by Pat Simmons

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Humungous Fungus is among us
and it’s rather smelly.
It slowly creeps between your toes
then right up to your belly.
It can be blue but when it’s pink
it gives off such an awful stink.
Sometimes it floats down in the breeze
and leaves great blobs on both your knees.

When it sparkles like a fairy
then you must be very wary.
If it waves its magic wand
you’ll smell like slime from next door’s pond.

Beware if Fungus goes to school.
It doesn’t care who looks a fool.
Your teacher might get quite a shock
if Fungus hides inside his sock.
If poor grandma, while she’s sitting
concentrating on her knitting,
notices a sudden pull,
it’s Fungus climbing up her wool.

Even Mum must be quite careful.
She might cop a blobby hair full
if she happens to be shopping
right where Fungus slime is dropping.

Family pets should run and hide.
‘Cos Fungus loves to slip and slide
into kennels, baskets, cages,
sending critters into rages.

But Fungus loathes a water spray.
So get yourself one right away
and squirt that fiend with all your might.
You’ll be a hero overnight.